Then

Then
If there ever an example of "fake news" by the gang of liberal news medias it is this recent "animal" comment by the
President.  Democrats managed to take the President's words totally out of context and blow them up into an obviously incorrect thought.  Just to verify this obvious example of liberal bullshit it would be of value to read the exact transcript of the discussion:
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If you look at the full transcript from the White House, here’s what was said:
Fresno County Sheriff Margaret Mims: Thank you. There could be an MS-13 member I know about—if they don’t reach a certain threshold, I cannot tell ICE about it.
Trump: We have people coming into the country, or trying to come in—and we’re stopping a lot of them—but we’re taking people out of the country. You wouldn’t believe how bad these people are. These aren’t people. These are animals. And we’re taking them out of the country at a level and at a rate that’s never happened before. And because of the weak laws, they come in fast, we get them, we release them, we get them again, we bring them out. It’s crazy.
The dumbest laws — as I said before, the dumbest laws on immigration in the world. So, we’re going to take care of it, Margaret. We’ll get it done.
So, if you read the full transcript, it’s an extremely reasonable assumption Trump was referring to members of the notorious gang MS-13 as “animals,” not all—or many—illegal immigrants.
Yet, none of these headlines or tweets noted that the “some” illegal immigrants are actually gang members.

NURSE IN GERMANY SENDS A MESSAGE TO THE WORLD

Just in case you don't think President Trump is doing the right thing, read this:

Yesterday at the hospital, we had a meeting about how the situation here and at the other Munich hospitals is unsustainable. Clinics cannot handle the number of migrant medical emergencies, so they are starting to send everything to the main hospitals.

Many Muslims are refusing treatment by female staff and we women are now refusing to go among those migrants...!!!

Relations between the staff and migrants are going from bad to worse. Since last weekend, migrants going to the hospitals must be accompanied by police with K-9 units.

Many migrants have AIDS, syphilis, open TB and many exotic diseases that we in Europe do not know how to treat..!!!

If they receive a prescription to the pharmacy, they suddenly learn they have to pay cash. This leads to unbelievable outbursts, especially when it is about drugs for the children. They abandon the children with pharmacy staff with the words: So, cure them here yourselves...!!!

So the police are not just guarding the clinics and hospitals, but also the large pharmacies.

We ask openly where are all those who welcomed the migrants in front of TV cameras with signs at train stations? Yes, for now, the border has been closed, but a million of them are already here and we will definitely not be able to get rid of them...!!!

"Until now, the number of unemployed in Germany was 2.2 million. Now it will be at least 3.5 million. Most of these people are completely unemployable. Only a small minimum of them have any education. What is more, their women usually do not work at all, estimate that one in ten is pregnant. Hundreds of thousands of them have brought along infants and little kids under six, many emaciated and very needy. If this continues and Germany re-opens its borders, I am going home to the Czech Republic. Nobody can keep me here in this situation, not even for double the salary back home. I came to Germany to work, not to Africa or the Middle East...!!!"

Even the professor who heads our department told us how sad it makes him to see the cleaning woman, who has cleaned every day for years for 800 euros and then meets crowds of young men in the hallways who just wait with their hands outstretched, wanting everything for free and when they don't get it, they throw a fit.

I really don't need this.! But I am afraid that if I return home, at some point, it will be the same in the Czech Republic. If the Germans, with their systems, cannot handle this, then, guaranteed, back home will be total chaos.....!!!

You - who have not come in contact with these people have absolutely no idea what kind of badly behaved desperadoes these people are and how Muslims act superior to our staff, regarding their religious accommodation.

For now, the local hospital staff have not come down with the diseases these people brought here, but with so many hundreds of patients every day of this is just a question of time.

In a hospital near the Rhine, migrants attacked the staff with knives after they had handed over an 8-month-old on the brink of death, who they'd dragged across half of Europe for three months. The child died two days later, despite having received top care at one of the best pediatric clinics in Germany. The pediatric physician had to undergo surgery and the two nurses are recovering in the ICU. Nobody has been punished."

'The local press is forbidden to write about it, so we can only inform you through email. What would have happened to a German if he had stabbed the doctor and nurses with a knife or if he had flung his own syphilis-infected urine into a nurse's face and so threatened her with infection.? At a minimum, he would have gone straight to jail and later to court. With these people so far, nothing has happened."?

And so I ask: Where are all those greeters and receivers from the train stations.? Sitting pretty at home, enjoying their uncomplicated, safe lives. If it were up to me, I would round up all those greeters and bring them here first to our hospitals emergency ward as attendants! Then in to one of the buildings housing the migrants, so they can really look after them there themselves, without armed police and police dogs, who, sadly today, are in every hospital here in Bavaria."

Is this "situation" coming to your country...??? Yes, it is...!!!



Reviews of Hillary's Memoirs

                   

"Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoirs has come out. So much of her personality shines through, that in the end, you, too, will want to sleep with an intern." ~ Craig Kilborn



"In Hillary Clinton's new book 'Living History,' Hillary details what it was like meeting Bill Clinton, falling in love with him, getting married, and living a passionate, wonderful life as husband and wife. Then on page two, the trouble starts." ~ Jay Leno

"In the book she says when Bill told her he was having an affair, she said 'I could hardly breathe, I was gulping for air.'" No, I'm sorry, that's what Monica said. ~ David Letterman

"Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced that she has no intentions of ever, ever running for office of the President of the United States. Her husband, Bill Clinton, is bitterly disappointed. He is crushed. There go his dreams of becoming a two-impeachment family." ~ David Letterman

"Last night, Senator Hillary Clinton hosted her first party in her new home in Washington . People said it was a lot like the parties she used to host at the White House. In fact, even the furniture was the same." ~ Jay Leno

"CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it." ~ Jay Leno

"Hillary Clinton is the junior senator from the great state of New York. When they swore her in, she used the Clinton family Bible - the one with only 7 commandments." ~ David Letterman

          





How it all began......

The king wanted to go fishing, and he asked the royal eatherforecaster the forecast for the next few hours.The palace meteorologist assured him that there was no chance of rain. so
the king and the queen went fishing. On the way he met a man with a fishing pole riding on a donkey, and he asked the man if the fish were biting.

The fisherman said, "Your Majesty, you should return to the palace! In just a short time I expect a huge rain storm."

The king replied: "I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an educated and experienced professional. Besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him." So the king continued on his way.

However, in a short time a torrential rain fell from the sky. The King and Queen were totally soaked. Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the meteorologist.
Then he summoned the fisherman and offered him the prestigious position of royal forecaster.

The fisherman said, "Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey's ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain."

So the king hired the donkey. And thus began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in influential positions of government. The practice is unbroken to this date, and thus the Democrat's party symbol was born.

A MOTHER’S VIEWPOINT


This lady has put into words exactly what many feel and think, but are unable to articulate. God bless her for her boldness and her clear thinking.This is a good characterization of President Trump.I think the views this mother has about Donald Trump are much like many others. Her characterization of Trump as the "Salty Sailor" or as The Fireman paints an excellent picture!! She has written many great books about her son and family....
Comment from KAREN VAUGHN ,Mother of Aaron Vaughn, Navy Seal

"Sometimes God uses the no-nonsense, salty sailor to get the job done. Appreciating what
the man is doing doesn't mean we worship the salty sailor or even desire to be like the salty sailor. It doesn't even mean God admires the salty sailor. Maybe He just knows he's necessary for such a time as this.
I believe with all my heart that God placed that salty sailor in the White House and gave this nation one more chance in November 2016. Donald Trump is what he is. He is still the man he was before the election. And without guilt, I very much admire what that salty sailor is accomplishing.
He's not like me. That's okay with me. I don't want to be like him. I will never behave like him. I know we've NEVER had a man like him lead our nation. It's crazy and a little mind blowing at times. But I can't help admire the ability he has to act with his heart rather than a calculated, PC, think tank-screened, carefully edited script. I still believe that is WHY he became our President and WHY he's been able to handle a landslide of adversity and STILL pass unprecedented amounts of good legislation for our country AND do great works for MANY other nations, including Israel.
I'm THRILLED with what he's doing for my nation, for the cause of Christ (whether intentional or unintentional, doesn't matter to me), and for the concept of rebuilding America and putting her FIRST I will not be ashamed of my position because others don't see him through the same lens.
Should it matter to me if a fireman drops an f-bomb while he's pulling me from a burning building? Would I really care about what came out of his mouth in those moments? Heck no! I'd CARE about what he was DOING.
He wasn't sent there to save my soul and I'm not looking to him for spiritual guidance. All I'm thinking in those moments is, "Thank you, Jesus, for sending the fireman."
I'll post this article again for those who still might not understand me.
This man is crass. Okay. He's not careful with what he says. Okay. You feel offended that he's not a typical statesman. Okay. But he is rebuilding the nation my son died for... the nation I feared was on a fast track to becoming a hopeless cause.

 Forgive me if I'm smiling

Contributor Joe R. shares a piece of his email.

Sent to me by one of my longest and best friends.
Joe.

My Grandpa watched as his friends died in WWI
My Father watched as his friends died in WWII and Korea
I watched (1st hand) as my friends fought and died in Vietnam
I watched as our friends and children fought and died in Desert Storm..
I watched and waited while our friends and children fought and died in Iraq....

None of them fought for or died for the Mexican Flag or any other foreign flag ..
Everyone fought for and died for the U.S. Flag!

In Texas, a student raised a Mexican flag on a school flag pole; another student took it down.
Guess who was expelled...The kid who took it down!

Kids in high school in California were sent home this year on Cinco de Mayo because they wore T-shirts with the American flag printed on them.

Enough is enough.

The e-mail message below needs to be viewed by every American;

And every American needs to stand up for America. We've bent over to appease the America-haters long enough....  I am taking a stand... I'm standing up because the
hundreds of thousands who died fighting in wars for this country, and for the U.S. Flag can't stand up..And shame on anyone who tries to make this a racist message...

Let me make this perfectly clear!
THIS IS MY COUNTRY!And, my making this statement DOES NOT Mean I'm against immigration!!!

YOU ARE WELCOME HERE IN OUR COUNTRY!

Welcome! To come through legally:

1. Get a sponsor! 2. Get a place to lay your head! 3. Get a job! 4.Live By OUR Rules!
5. .Pay YOUR Taxes! and 6.Learn the LANGUAGE like immigrants have in the past!!
AND 7. Please don't demand that we hand over our lifetime Savings of Social Security Funds to you.

When will AMERICANS STOP giving away THEIR RIGHTS ???We've gone so far the other way...We’ve bent over backwards not to offend anyone...But it seems no one cares about the AMERICAN CITIZEN being offended!

WAKE UP AMERICA!!!

Mychal Massie with a New Take on the Donald!

After many months of battling post surgery complications and enduring lengthy rehabilitation, please read his message about Trump, whom he has not been kind about at times with his observations. This article is interesting for all who may want to see what Dr K has analyzed during his lengthy absence…

A TAKE ON DONALD TRUMP ...by Mycal Massie

A different take on Donald Trump: (a non-political agenda)

Trump Is Not A Liberal or Conservative, He's a "Pragmatist." (Definition: A pragmatist is someone who is practical and focused on reaching a goal. A pragmatist usually has a straightforward, matter-of-fact approach and doesn't let emotion distract him or her.)

"We recently enjoyed a belated holiday dinner with friends at the home of other friends. The

dinner conversation varied from discussions about antique glass and china to theology and politics.

At one point, reference was made to Donald Trump being a conservative, to which I responded that Trump is not a conservative.

I said that I neither view nor do I believe Trump views himself as a conservative. I stated it was my opinion that Trump is a pragmatist. He sees a problem and understands it must be fixed. He doesn't see the problem as liberal or conservative, he sees it only as a problem. That is a quality that should be admired and applauded, not condemned. But I get ahead of myself.

Viewing problems from a Liberal perspective has resulted in the creation of more problems, more entitlement programs, more victims, more government, more political correctness, and more attacks on the working class in all economic strata.

Viewing things according to the so-called Republican conservative perspective has brought continued spending and globalism to the detriment of American interests and well being, denial of what the real problems are, weak, ineffective, milquetoast, leadership that amounts to Barney Fife Deputy Sheriff, appeasement oriented and afraid of its own shadow. In brief, it has brought liberal ideology with a pachyderm as a mascot juxtaposed to the ass of the Democrat Party.

Immigration isn't a Republican problem, it isn't a Liberal problem, it is a problem that threatens the very fabric and infrastructure of America. It demands a pragmatic approach not an approach that is intended to appease one group or another.

The impending collapse of the economy wasn't a Liberal or Conservative problem, it is an American problem. That said, until it is viewed as a problem that demands a common sense approach to resolution, it will never be fixed because the Democrats and Republicans know only one way to fix things and the longevity of their impracticality has proven to have no lasting effect.

Successful businessmen like Donald Trump find ways to make things work, they do not promise to accommodate.

Trump uniquely understands that China's manipulation of currency is not a Republican problem or a Democrat problem. It is a problem that threatens our financial stability and he understands the proper balance needed to fix it.

Here again, successful businessmen, like Trump, who have weathered the changing tides of economic reality understand what is necessary to make business work, and they, unlike both sides of the political aisle, know that if something doesn't work, you don't continue trying to make it work hoping that at some point it will.

As a pragmatist, Donald Trump hasn't made wild pie-in-the-sky promises of a cell phone in every pocket, free college tuition, and a $15 hour minimum wage for working the drive-through at Carl's Hamburgers.

I argue that America needs pragmatists because pragmatists see a problem and find ways to fix them. They do not see a problem and compound it by creating more problems.

You may not like Donald Trump, but I suspect that the reason some people do not like him is because:

(1) he is antithetical to the "good old boy" method of brokering back room deals that fatten the coffers of politicians;

(2) they are unaccustomed to hearing a president speak who is unencumbered
by the financial shackles of those who he owes vis-a-vis donations;

(3) he is someone who is free of idiomatic political ideology;

(4) he says what he is thinking, is unapologetic for his outspoken thoughts, speaks very straightforward using everyday language that can be understood by all (and is offensive to some who dislike him anyway) making him a great communicator, for the most part, does what he says he will do and;

(5) he is someone who understands that it takes more than hollow promises and political correctness to make America great again.

Listening to Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders talk about fixing America is like listening to two lunatics trying to "out crazy" one another. Jeb Bush, John Kasich and Marco Rubio are owned lock, stock, and barrel by the bankers, corporations, and big dollar donors funding their campaigns. Bush can deny it, but common sense tells anyone willing to face facts is that people don't give tens of millions without expecting something in return.

We have had Democrats and Republican ideologues and what has it brought us?
Are we better off today or worse off? Has it happened overnight or has it been a steady decline brought on by both parties?

I submit that a pragmatist is just what America needs right now. People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance, but that is common among those who have never accomplished anything in their lives (or politicians who never really solved a problem, because it's better to still have an "issue(s) to be solved," so re-elect me to solve it, (which never happens) and those who have always played it safe (again, all politicians) not willing to risk failure, to try and achieve success).

Donald Trump put his total financial empire at risk in running for president and certainly did not need or possibly even want the job; that says it all.
He wants success for the U.S. and her citizens because he loves his country.

God Bless America

Mychal Massie

Wall Street Journal, Published 12:00 p.m. ET Jan. 12, 2018

  DREAMERS
1. 792,000 dreamers are over 25 years old. (That’s 88% of the official number)
2. 900 dreamers serve or have served in our military. (That’s 0.11 percent)
3. 743,000 dreamers do not attend College or have a College Degree (That’s 82%)
4. 189,000 dreamers dropped out of High School early (That’s roughly 21%)
5. 9,000 + dreamers are incarcerated (That’s 1%)
6. 657,000 dreamers receive welfare and pay no taxes (That’s 73%) but All are eligible to receive medical support via Medicaid.
7. None have properly applied for or ever been awarded US citizenship? (That is 100% remain illegal immigrants)

So the question is: Exactly what positive impact are these Dreamers having on our communities and society? And, what is the media trying to prove by focusing on the few (less than 1 in 1000) who have tried to structure their lives around the American way? What type of scam is our government running against Americans? You can see the the DEMOCRATS want to keep these people here - Guess how they vote? (Dreamers vote to keep welfare-givers (
Demos) in office…!!

Always trying to keep my friends informed and politically correct.

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , let it be known that Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as

'HILLBILLIES.' You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.

And furthermore,

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1.. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN. '

2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'
3.. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE’ - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'
4.. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION. '
5.. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes 'VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'
6.. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a 'LOW COST PROVIDER.'

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He has a  "BEER GUT."   He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.' 
 2.. He is not a 'BAD DANCER’ - He is 'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'
3.. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He 'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'
4.. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'
5.. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS’ - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'
(Loved this one!)

Apologies: Why I no longer am bothered by Democrats !!!


The knee is not the problem !. .

Children raised in fatherless homes, especially black children, are far more likely than children raised in two-parent homes to engage in criminal behavior and thus, have contact with the police. Ergo, when they father a child with a woman to whom they are not married, or at least living with, they are contributing to the problem against which these football players are taking a knee.

If you look at many of these players’ records on out-of-wedlock children, you find that they are contributing significantly to the problem against which they are protesting.

For example, Antonio Cromartie has 12 children by 9 different women. Apparently the NFL had to shell out $500,000 before he could even play football for them.

Travis Henry has 11 children by 10 women.
Willis McGahee has 9 children by 8 women.
Derrick Thomas has 7 children by 5 different women.
Bennie Blades has 6 children by 6 women.
Ray Lewis has 6 children by 4 women.
And Marshall Faulk has 6 children by 3 women.
(They forgot to include Adrian Peterson. He has 11 children by 7 different women.)

Before these guys take a knee they should take a good look in the mirror. 
 It appears that their problem is NOT the knee !!!!!

Ted Cruz,U.S. Senator from Texas, on Donald Trump

"President Trump is a flash-bang grenade thrown into Washington by the forgotten men and
women of America. The fact that his first year as Commander in Chief disoriented and distressed members of the media and political establishment is not a bug but a feature.

The same cultural safe spaces that blinkered coastal elites to candidate Trump’s popularity have rendered them blind to President Trump’s achievements on behalf of ordinary Americans. While pundits obsessed over tweets, he worked with Congress to cut taxes for struggling families. While wealthy celebrities announced that they would flee the country, he fought to bring back jobs and industries to our shores. While talking heads predicted Armageddon, President Trump’s strong stand against North Korea put Kim Jong Un back on his heels.

President Trump is doing what he was elected to do: disrupt the status quo. That scares the heck out of those who have controlled Washington for decades, but for millions of Americans, their confusion is great fun to watch."

 

The GOP’s Secret Weapon

By BERNARD GOLDBERG April 12, 2018 223 Comments

Paul Ryan, the GOP leader in the House, says he won’t run for re-election — the latest warning sign that a blue wave may be coming in November.

It’s one thing to be the Speaker of the House, with all the power that comes with the position; quite another to be in the minority. And if Ryan thinks the midterms will leave him in the wilderness, why stick around Washington?

It’s a question a lot of Republicans have been asking. Ryan is the most prominent Republican who’ll be leaving, his decision the most consequential; but more than 40 other House Republicans have said they’re also calling it quits, some expressing “intense dissatisfaction with the state of Washington under Mr. Trump,” according to the New York Times.

A recent Gallup poll puts the president’s approval at just 41 percent — with a majority of those polled, 54 percent, saying they disapprove of the president.

The president’s most loyal fans may think, as they always do, that the polls are rigged, that they’re just fake news, but those not under the spell of this president, are taking the numbers seriously.

No president in recent history has had such a low poll number in April of his second year in office. Barack Obama had a 48 percent approval rating; George W. Bush 76 percent; Clinton 50 percent; George H.W. Bush 68 percent; Nixon 57 percent; JFK 77 percent; and Eisenhower 68 percent. Only Ronald Reagan (44 percent approval) and Jimmy Carter (43 percent) came close to Donald Trump’s paltry number.

And that same Gallup poll shows a partisan divide of Grand Canyon proportions. Only 8 percent of Democrats approve of the job the president is doing while 89 percent of Republicans are still solidly in his corner — an exceptionally high number given the daily chaos emanating from this administration, much of it Donald Trump’s own doing.

Some of that support, of course, is tribal, rooting for the captain of your team. But with Donald Trump something else is going on.

He’s not only getting backing from people who like him. I suspect he’s also getting support, unintentional for sure, from progressives who loathe him — because a lot of them are angry, resentful, and at times unhinged, traits that don’t sit well with ordinary Americans. Before this is over, the angry Left just might turn out to be an unlikely bonus for the president’s party this fall.

Here’s an idea for Republicans rightly worried about the midterms: Launch a well-produced ad campaign around the idea that if voters want to live in a country controlled by progressive Democrats, think about what that country would look like.

Let’s start with impeachment. If Democrats take over the House there’s a good chance it won’t be long before the president is impeached.

The GOP ad might ask: Impeachment for what? For obstruction of justice or collusion with the Russians? Unless the special prosecutor comes up with some hard evidence, independents – the group Republicans will need to hold onto Congress – will see impeachment as nothing more than a left-wing coup.

The GOP ad should hammer that message hard – and ask voters if they really want Nancy Pelosi running the House.

But it’s not only the important matters of consequence like supposed Russian collusion that could determine which party winds up in control of Congress next year. It’s also a lot of small things that could count too – small things that are like elevator music playing in the background while much bigger news is stealing the headlines.

Things like trying to shut down conservative voices progressive Democrats don’t want to hear. Whether it’s encouraging advertisers to boycott Fox programs because of an ill-advised Laura Ingraham tweet, or cupcakes on campus shouting down conservative speakers. These tactics don’t go over well with reasonable Americans.

Things like Hillary Clinton saying she won the votes of “optimistic” and “dynamic” people while Donald Trump won the votes of Americans who “don’t like black people getting rights [and who] don’t like women getting jobs.”

Little things like that snarky New York magazine cover portraying President Trump … as a pig. The pig cover won’t bother progressives in Manhattan, of course, but they sell the magazine in newsstands at airports where Middle Americans see it. And even if some of them don’t especially like the president, there’s a good chance they won’t like the disrespect even more.

And there’s the grating nonsense from progressives about white privilege. Republicans should make commercials asking: How are white blue-collar workers in the Rust Belt privileged? How is a white woman trying to make ends meet as a waitress in a small town diner privileged?

And is Donald Trump really a bigot who “wants to make America white again” because he wants to build a wall along our southern border?

“If Donald Trump is a bigot because he’s against illegal immigration,” the GOP ad might say, “Then what does that make any of you who also are against illegal immigration? Are you also trying to make America white again?”

The strong economy may help Republicans in November, but the midterms are likely to come down to enthusiasm. Which side has more: Those who detest the president or those who are sticking with him?

Candidate Trump ran against the elite media to his advantage. Republicans this fall can run against an elite progressive culture to their advantage.

But if between now and November the president fires Jeff Sessions, his deputy or the special counsel, then ignore everything you just read.

APOLOGIES! Couldnt resist: The IRS Agent


At the end of the tax year, the Internal Revenue Service, sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the agent was checking the books, the auditor turned to the executive of the hospital and said "I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be of any use?"

"Good question," noted the executive. "We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every once in a while, they send us a free roll."

"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on a patient?"

"Ah, yes," replied the executive, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to the manufacturer and every so often they send us a free bag of plaster."

"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all executive. "Well, What do you do with all the remains from the circumcision surgeries?"

"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the executive. "What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the Internal Revenue Service and about once a year they send us a complete prick.

DEMOCRATS PROPOSING TRANSFORMATIVE HIRING REGULATIONS: ANAA

Thanks to our contributing buddy Bill Stott for the award winning piece this year.

                                   The Americans With No Abilities Act (ANAA)
  
Democratic Senators are considering introducing legislation that will provide new benefits for many more Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills and ambition.

 “Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society,” said California Sen. Kamala Harris. “We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over.  With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing.”

In a Capitol Hill press conference, Nancy Pelosi pointed to the success of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance.  At the state government level, the Department of Motor Vehicles also has an excellent record of hiring Persons with No Ability (63 percent).

 Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million mid-level positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance.

Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the non-abled, banning, for example, discriminatory interview questions such as, “Do you have any skills or experience that relate to this job?”

“As a non-abled person, I can’t be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them,” said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, Mich., due to her inability to remember “righty tighty, lefty loosey”. “This new law should be real good for people like me. I’ll finally have job security.”  With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.

 Said Sen. Dick Durbin, II: “As a senator with no abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to every American with no abilities.  It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation and a good salary for doing so.”

This message was approved by Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Diane Feinstein, Kamala Harris, Maxine Waters, Elizabeth Warren & Nancy Pelosi........all Americans With No Abilities whatsoever!!

IS THERE SUCH A WORD AS "PUKEABLE"?

If there isn't ...there should be..!!!!  Try this one on and see if  you do not feel a little nauseated .

When a president dies, the country pays for their burial. In the case of a president like JFK, who was a war hero and assassinated in the middle of a term, something extravagant is in order.

His burial at Arlington with the memorial paid for by the people cost almost $4 million in today's money, adjusted for inflation. The Kennedy family paid for the casket, vault and the eternal flame.

Ronald Reagan, one of the most influential men in history, is buried in California at his Presidential Library, paid for by donations from the people and the Reagan family. In fact, other than Kennedy, which we can all agree was warranted, no president has ever cost the taxpayers more than $100K in today's money to bury.

The clause in the Presidential Contract enacted by congress in 1819 states that the president shall receive the burial service deemed fit for his stature and that the cost of the funeral and burial plot will be paid for by the people of a grateful nation.

While every president who has died in modern history, except Reagan, took advantage of that perk of the presidency, none have gone so far that anyone would ever have noticed. Until now that is.

Barack Obama has just submitted his plans for burial in a plot that will house his entire

family, citing the Kennedys, the Tafts and the Roosevelts as precedent, inside a monument he had designed to celebrate the nation's first black president.

The monument, will cost the taxpayers roughly $120 million and will be listed as a national historical place with 24 hour protection from the 3rd US Infantry Regiment, just like the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier.

The memorial would be built immediately upon approval and occupy the Northeast quadrant of the lawn near the Washington Monument with a view of the White House.


PASS THE BARF BAG !!!

At least they did not include the dogs!!!!
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SANCTIONS NEED TO BE AIMED BETTER...



ITS BECOMING A TRADITION....

THERE MUST BE SOME KIND OF CONNECTION HERE.....?

In 1865, a Democrat shot and killed Abraham Lincoln, President of the United States .
In 1881, a left wing radical Democrat shot James Garfield, President of the United States - who later died from the wound.
In 1963, a radical left wing socialist shot and killed John F. Kennedy, President of the United States.
In 1975, a left wing radical Democrat fired shots at Gerald Ford, President of the United States.
In 1983, a registered Democrat shot and wounded Ronald Reagan, President of the United States.
In 1984, James Hubert, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 22 people in a McDonalds restaurant.
In 1986, Patrick Sherrill, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 15 people in an Oklahoma post office.
In 1990, James Pough, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 10 people at a GMAC office.
In 1991, George Hennard, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 23 people in Luby's cafeteria in Killeen , TX.
In 1995, James Daniel Simpson, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 5 coworkers in a Texas laboratory.
In 1999, Larry Asbrook, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 8 people at a church service.
In 2001, a left wing radical Democrat fired shots at the White House in a failed attempt to kill George W. Bush, President of the US.
In 2003, Douglas Williams, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 7 people at a Lockheed Martin plant.
In 2007, a registered Democrat named Seung - Hui Cho, shot and killed 32 people in Virginia Tech.
In 2010, a mentally ill registered Democrat named Jared Lee Loughner, shot Rep. Gabrielle Giffords and killed 6 others.
In 2011, a registered Democrat named James Holmes, went into a movie theater and shot and killed 12 people.
In 2012, Andrew Engeldinger, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 7 people in Minneapolis.
In 2013, a registered Democrat named Adam Lanza, shot and killed 26 people in a school in Newtown, CT.
As recently as Sept 2013, an angry Democrat shot 12 at a Navy ship yard.

Clearly, there is a problem with Democrats and guns.  Not one NRA member, Tea Party member, or Republican conservative was involved in any of these shootings and murders.

SOLUTION:
It should be illegal for Democrats to own guns
We don't need gun control, we need Democrat control.
Guns don't kill people, Democrats do!








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This is a good lesson for those who want to let the Gov. be our savior.

Very good finger shaking at the liberal "Dark Side" or "Dumb Side" by Nick.  I bet we hear more from him in the future.  This piece deserves to be forwarded to others.

EINSTEINS OF HOLLYWOOD


EINSTEINS OF HOLLYWOOD           
                              (A thanks to Bill Stott for getting this piece to us.)
 
Ever look up the education credentials of Hollywood and New York Liberals? Most of them rely on knowledge clouds drifting across the Pacific, perhaps from an Asian mysrtic who wears lots of colorful beads. The mystic has brought them deep understanding of economics, governance, military affairs and especially science. It inspires bold words on most topics.
 
LEONARDO DeCAPRIO's self-declared climate expertise enables him to speak on the world's environmental issues with a GED high-school education. He never took a college biology, chemistry, physics or climatology course, yet he “knows" more than most scientists. He proved that by addressing climate change before a full gathering of the UN.
 
SEAN PENN's quick takes on everything put him at the lofty level of an Einstein. He visited Iraq once and became an expert on that country. The same for Iran He also became buddies with the brutal Venezuelan communist Hugo Chavez and consistently lauded that murderous thug.. Now that Chavez is gone and Venezuelans are raiding dumpsters for food scraps, Penn is having a rare silent moment. Penn deserves some credit for becoming a world-affairs genius based ontwo years of auto mechanics classes at Santa Monica College .
 
KATY PERRY's passion about politics and economics freed her to quit high school at 15 without compromising her expert status. Asked the square root of 64, the name given the Constitution's first 10 amendments and to explain PE ratio, her answer might be, "Republicans are for the rich." She recently demonstrated wizardry by making an anti-Trump video. It suggested the new president would commit acts similar to forced World War II lockups of loyal Japanese-Americans. Perry probably did not know the internment plan was developed and executed by DEMOCRAT President Roosevelt.
 
ROBERT DeNIRO must also be a quick learner. He acquired amazing scientific knowledge before dropping out of high school. He knows so much about geology that he joined Artists Against Fracking. (All the producing wells in his native Manhattan must have provided first-hand experience.) He's also an expert on pediatric medicine, enabling him to speak often against vaccinating infants and children.
 
HARRY BELAFONTE is another multiple-subject whiz who needed little formal education. Some people might think this talented singer might limit his words to songs since his IQ is so low. Don't worry. Despite advancing age, he remains expert on most things. When black people of greater intelligence (that's most black people) say something moderate or conservative, he hurls the N word at them. Decades ago, he loudly denounced Reagan's elimination of CETA, the Comprehensive Employment Training Act. It was one of the most wasteful federal programs ever -- many vanished dollars, few jobs. Belafonte tore into Reagan during an interview Finally, the interviewer asked Belafonte what CETA stood for. Belafonte had no clue. He knew almost nothing about the act.
 
ROSIE O'DONNELL was my personal favorite long before her hateful remark that Trump's 10-year-old son looked autistic. Her coarse philosophy must be that if you say something loudly, it need not be correct. Her bombast probably created lots of turmoil with both the women she "married." She also must have skipped chemistry during high-school education and her short stints at Dickinson and Boston Universities .. Otherwise, she would have not have offered "proof" that 9/11 was an inside job. She often bellowed that planes could not have brought down the Twin Towers because "steel doesn't burn." This constant jackass must not know that high temperatures DO reduce steel's strength.
 
AL SHARPTON would be America 's greatest at-large criminal, if not for Hillary's tens of millions swapped for influence and favors. Sharpton owes nearly $5 million in delinquent taxes to IRS and New York state. Makes you wonder why NBC/MSNBC would ever hire him. Sharpton accumulated vast theological knowledge by age 9, when he was "ordained" as a preacher. He didn't need more than 2 years at New York ’s Brooklyn College to keep marching forward. His most successful class must have been Using Others’ Money. Despite one scandal after another, his 2004 run for president stands out. The Federal Election Commission forced him to return $100,000 in taxpayer money provided by FEC. One of many abuses was his $145,146 charge for "Campaign letter preparation -- Kinko's." Later, FEC fined Sharpton $285,000.
 
JULIA ROBERTS proves that physical beauty does not ensure a beautiful brain. She had a fling at Georgia State University before pursuing acting lessons and joining a modeling group. Her acting and modeling skills guided her to such thoughtful observations as "Republican" comes between "reptile" and "repugnant" in the dictionary. Impressed?
 
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN could have been No. 1 on this list. He squabbled with nuns when in Catholic school. Transferring to a public school, he thought so little of the education experience that he skipped graduation. Had he gone to college, he might have majored in Hate 101. That's what we hear when he's not singing. He claims Trump is a "moron" who advocates "white nationalism." Springsteen demonstrates the analytical skills' void of most show-biz folk when he laments America 's industrialization decline Somebody please whisper to Springsteen that his party's business-crunching regulations and world-leading corporate tax rate compels U.S. manufacturers to go elsewhere.
 
Finally, two others are outside the entertainment world, disqualifying them from winning an Oscar, Emmy or Grammy.
 
NANCY PELOSI and MAXINE WATERS compete for the Rock Head of the Year trophy each time they speak. Pelosi frequently wins with comments like needing to pass a bill "so we can find out what's in it."
Waters has already locked up the 2017 trophy for suggesting a Trump impeachment over his campaign antics. Listen closely, Maxine. Presidents can be impeached only for what they do in office.